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29 December 2003



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Last year at this time, I presented a competition. I promised to give the answers a few months later, but never did. However, since no-one entered, I think we're quits

This year you have two choices. You can either enter last year's competition (click here) or this year's, which is considerably shorter. With the exception of Section 3, the answers to this year's questions are totally subjective and the judge's (my) decision is final. In other words, you're in with a chance, even if you haven't a clue about Section 3. E-mail your answers to martin@martinforeman.com no later than 29th February 2004.


Section One: The Egoist
In the past year...
1) Which was my best column?
2) Which was my worst?
3) Which was the funniest?
4) Which was the most hypocritical?

Section Two: Literature Lite
Grade the following (1: awful, 2: ok, 3: excellent)
5) Terry Pratchett
6) Stephen King
7) Life of Pi
8) Ian Rankin

Section Three:  Geography Lite
Where are:
9) Lucky Cheng's
10) Young Cheng (Young Chen)
11) Chengdu
12) Shenandoah

Section Four: 2003
13) Where are the weapons of mass destruction?
14) Who won the Iraq war?
15) Why did David Kelly die?
16) What is Tony Blair thinking?

Prizes? You want prizes? Of course you do. Copies of my books and your name highlighted on this site for a week or two... What more could you want?

That's it for this year. If you are celebrating, do so safely, in style and with someone you love and / or respect. I'll see you in 2004 / 2547.

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